Alpacamission '13
21 supermaggots 1 maggot and 4 baby maggots showed for tonight's mission. Two ships made their maiden voyage. It was cold, and despite not having ridden in months, we navigated the planets like professionals.

We completed a standard op to get back our sea legs and make sure the ships were up to light-speed. We patrolled the constellations of the Somerville and Cambridge systems, stopped for some fueling at Luna 7/11, orbited the steaming globe, and completed several derbies.

SelfDestruct won the first derby by default, Nosepicker won the second derby with the fox in the hole maneuver. Moose really wanted to win a derby but was taken out in several spectacular crashes. Dreadflint attempted to derby with one of the longest ribbons in the history of the sport.

After pilots could no longer feel their toes, Waltor navigated the fleet back to the landing pad where we watched the dance moves of baby maggots Manchild, Pawesome, Chomps, and Bloodbath.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Cor Leonis 602.851   Senior Chief Petty Officer
beezwax Chastity 161.791   Aviator First Class
Bloodbath Catastrophe 0   Recruit
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 123.41   Aviator First Class
Chomps Pale Horse 0   Recruit
danimal Megas-Tu 263.805   Petty Officer 3rd Class
DeathTrap Moneypenny 418.499   Petty Officer 1st Class
Diva Incineraider 470.299   Petty Officer 1st Class
DreadFlint Anger 78.1209   Aviator
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 308.472   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Fixie Ass Over Tea Kettle 137.243   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1232.76   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
hackworth Torpor 621.199   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joyride Stilleto 58.2504   Aviator
Klobb One Night Stand 0   Recruit
Manchild Pestilence 0   Recruit
moose LokiDucker 346.891   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Nosepicker Darkendank 236.443   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Pawesome Dr. Love 0   Recruit
Piranha Lemon Wedge 447.354   Petty Officer 1st Class
SelfDestruct Delirium 109.469   Aviator First Class
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 195.577   Aviator First Class
Treekiller lorax 233.225   Petty Officer 3rd Class
waltor Singularity 259.089   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Wombat Summer 302.117   Petty Officer 2nd Class
yt SecretAsianSCULly 825.42   Ensign
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock eXceSs
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
ComSat Monkey Treekiller
Damage Control Wombat
Deck Officer yt
Deck Officer Asst. Piranha
Flat Bag Bloodbath
Medi Bag Pawesome
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Diva
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator waltor
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
RadioBox A Threespeed
Radiobox B Fleet Admiral Skunk
Sticker Bag danimal
Still Cam Piranha
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag moose
Wookiee Bag Chomps
Division: MAD
Date: 04/06/2013
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Shake the dust off, see what falls off the ships when we break atmo
Light Years: 9.0366
G-Well Activity: 1.638
Technical Rating: 1.125