Status: Destroyed
USB Colostomos
The best thing this ship has going for it is the excessively long and pointy sissy bar. Okay, there's some bouncy bouncy forks too.
DO NOT POP A WHEELIE ON COLOSTOMOS, or you may put a fellow pilot's eye out.
Sissy bar last seen in Rad Max's cubby.
DO NOT POP A WHEELIE ON COLOSTOMOS, or you may put a fellow pilot's eye out.
Sissy bar last seen in Rad Max's cubby.
Specifications
| Class | Destroyer |
|---|---|
| Configuration | Fighter |
| Missions | 13 |
| Light Years | 145.38 |
| Thrust Rating | 4.43 |
| Handling Rating | 7.25 |
| Difficulty Rating | 2.3 |
| Max Warp | 1 |
Construction Data
| Hull Material | Steel |
|---|---|
| Hull Type | BMX Space Junkorium |
| Chief Engineer | Skunk |
| Builder | Skunk |
| Welder | Skunk |
| Origin | Crusty's Subcutanious Lair |
| Christened on | 1997.10.04 |
| Location | |
| Navi Retro | None |
| Primary Retro | Coaster |
Missions
| Stardate | Mission | Pilot |
|---|---|---|
| 2001.04.07 | Aplhamission 21 | Hubcap |
| 2000.09.09 | Cutthroat | RockStar |
| 2000.08.12 | It Was Working When We Left | Smash |
| 1999.07.25 | Short Butt Sweet | Flasher |
| 1999.06.27 | Merchant Marine | NoWay |
| 1999.05.30 | Knee Buster | NoWay |
| 1999.05.23 | Geek Corner | Nails |
| 1999.05.15 | Too Many Maggots | Dead Meat |
| 1999.04.18 | Derby Fest | Nails |
| 1999.04.04 | Fluffy Easter Bunny | Flasher |
| 1998.07.25 | Is Larry Back There? | Nails |
| 1998.07.18 | On With The Show | Nails |
| 1998.04.10 | First Strike | Gassy D |