Status: Posi

USB Syntax Error

Tallbikes make great touring bikes. They command attention: drivers that are paying attention to cyclists is the holy grail of bicycle safety. They can hold a lot more cargo, and they have the potential to transform their environment by putting a smile on the faces of most of the people that see it.

Skunk woke up one morning early April 2021 and made a sketch on a piece of paper. 160 labor hours later the sketch transformed into this yacht of a dreamship.

Syntax Error has the ability to turn pulsars green, given enough time and relative proximity.

Ship Criteria

  • Sub 100 pounds for medium to long range missions
  • Looks great in the daytime, nice at night
  • Cargo-ready
  • Modest sonic disruption


  • 700c wheels
  • disc brakes
  • Rear derailleur
  • Internal electrical wiring
  • 4130 chromoly, with curves

Warp Core Specs

LifePo4 12v 40AH hospital battery, with a spare for longer missions. 18.5 lbs. each


This ship is a no-compromise build from the ground up, in response for the demand for more medium range day missions. It is the sister ship to USB Cloudbuster. While Skunk has taken Cloudbuster on centuries and long range day missions, it weights 160 or so pounds and looks like an overworked garbage truck in the daytime.

Additional Information

Construction Log
Construction Image Gallery


Light Years540.483
Thrust Rating6.881
Handling Rating4.201
Difficulty Rating7.055
Max Warp11

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeMade from 4130 tubing
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginThe Steelyard
Christened on2021.07.24
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroDisc
Primary RetroDisc