Spirits were high as our intrepid crew of 30+ pilots, maggots, and guests embarked. We launched to a metalocalyptic soundtrack, and with no calls of distress, we found ourselves free to fully explore the local systems. Hapto took the lead and thoroughly reminded us of the true meaning of her namesake navigational style.

Ichirinsya returned for his now yearly Hallowheels pilgrimage with a massive new 36" unicycle and brought along another unicyclist maggot who sported a clever witch costume complete with floating broomstick. Dear lord, they're multiplying! Acehole tried to give a woman a hi-five and was informed by her male escort that "she just got engaged." Passing civilians observed "Look, it's Bike-O-Ween!" and the name stuck. Not as much of a clusterfrack as Hallowheels usually is... we had a false balloonical and a real traditional last-minute Banechanical.

A Medal of Chic was awarded to Threespeed for Slopwave! There were many maggots celebrating their first mission and a few pilots pretending to be maggots joined in the celebrating.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 323.832   Commodore
Amethyst Wakizashi 0   Recruit
BaneThunderwolf Cor Leonis 638.378  
Buntjigger Sprits'l 202.832   Petty Officer 1st Class
Datam0sh Bieber Fever 0  
Dead Bride CivilianShip2 0   Recruit
dogi Mad Rabbit 334.078  
DrClaw Shockwave 932.083  
Epoxy Yer Mom 338.832  
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 463.451  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 556.012  
Gojira CivilianShip4 40.5664  
Hapto Basquiat 367.612   Petty Officer 1st Class
Ichirinsya Dr. Beverly Crusher 0   Recruit
Joyride Hellfire 91.3024  
Krumple Zone Trez Bonz 0   Recruit
Leotard Trinity 642.571  
Red Squirrel Centvrion 310.342   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
RustyHog D.B. Cooper 0  
Saphron CivilianShip3 40.5664   Petty Officer 1st Class
Sidekick Star Hustler (Bombardier) 0  
Threespeed Catastrophe 416.697  
Treekiller Greed 515.718   Vice Admiral
Tyrian Chastity 363.645   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Wombat Star Hustler 219.017  
Zappa El Guapo 385.577   Commander
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Krumple Zone
ComSat Monkey Zappa
Damage Control BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Leotard
Deck Officer Asst. eXceSs
Flat Bag Treekiller
Food Wrangler Leotard
Medi Bag Red Squirrel
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
MRC Officer DrClaw
Navigator Hapto
RadioBox A DrClaw
Radiobox B Leotard
RadioBox C Threespeed
Sticker Bag Zappa
Still Cam RustyHog
Tailgunner Treekiller
Tool Bag Epoxy
Wookiee Bag dogi
Division: MAD
Date: 10/26/2013
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Spooky twists and turns
Light Years: 17.1122
G-Well Activity: 1.664
Technical Rating: 4.678