When the fleet admiral is away, the fleet shall play. Onath provided us with his own special sonic disruptor programming. Spooky navigated the fleet around many constellations and into super high five territory. It was super posi mission and had two great maggots. We did many of the usual things like derby and dance and get molecules from luna7-11 . Appleseed provided us with a naked assasin for one of the derbies. We predicted the future and fixed an aneurism on Swamp Thing before it became a plasma casing failure. We did a lot of orbiting. Captain Underpants and Oppo christened their first ships. Captain also rocked out her new super mega ultra awesome cape of underwear. Nosepicker had a ship that actually was WELDED!!! We got video if you really want to see what happened. Best of all the promised radiation never materialized.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Swamp Thing 280.101   Master Chief Petty Officer
Appleseed Anger 609.868   Commodore
BlockheadBuriBukh Annihilation 462.924  
Bologna GoJo 703.07   Lieutenant Commander
CaptainUnderpants Yer Mom 517.7  
Crumpet Dr. Love 251.374   Vice Admiral
Dreamer Famine 463.808   Lieutenant Commander
Eureka Abandon All Hope 292.759   Captain
EvilTwin Trez Bonz 221.721  
Hurky Sloth 157.124   Aviator First Class
Kaibosch Holy Molar 255.597  
Masokist Civilianship 147.74  
moose LokiDucker 579.37  
Mosquito Summer 263.254  
Nosepicker Rusty Trombone 258.7  
Onath Catastrophe 804.747  
Oppo Skittles 187.309  
Pengo Compliance 570.689  
Pinky Spooky Pirate 219.55   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Rubbish Darkendank 250.209   Petty Officer 1st Class
Samurai Kentucky 200.7  
Schemey Mjollnir 422.314  
Scrapple Pale Horse 132.507   Aviator First Class
SmogMonster Greed 235.481   Master Chief Petty Officer
Spooky Delirium 1174.03  
Sweetums Pig Champion 479.871  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 520.854  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer moose
Navigator Spooky
Tailgunner Appleseed
Tool Bag Pengo
Division: MAD
Date: 09/17/2005
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Somewhere
Light Years: 11.825
G-Well Activity: 1.927
Technical Rating: 2.163