NamelessDay: Local Defense System™
Secret Code, see if you can decipher.

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Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Blipblipbeep Dr. Love 368.111  
BlockheadBuriBukh Trez Bonz 401.771   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Crumpet Devastation 790.462   Captain
dillweed Spooky Pirate 311.368   Petty Officer 2nd Class
EvilTwin Annihilation 330.276  
Grimlocke War 203.023   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Kaibosch Water 181.946  
Mars Visa 1315.8   Vice Admiral
moose LokiDucker 459.262  
Mosquito Abandon All Hope 472.788   Captain
Nosepicker Pride 327.894   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Onath Delirium 383.109  
Pass-O Guava Darkendank 134.041   Aviator First Class
Pengo Skylab 377.204   Commodore
Pierogi Pale Horse 548.064   Chief Petty Officer
RojaGrande Holy Molar 317.733   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Spooky Compliance 321.143   Admiral
Sweetums Pig Champion 532.756  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 1638.41  
Treehugger Sequioa 502.38   Commodore
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Pengo
Navigator Treehugger
Tailgunner Mosquito
Tool Bag Pierogi
Division: MAD
Date: 07/30/2005
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: North-End, Boston
Light Years: 14.7
G-Well Activity: 1.482
Technical Rating: 2.143