A beautiful and challanging mission. Four absurd new ships from JP/Roslindale were christened today. We rode to a wonderful party in Roslindale, hosted by MotherMayhem. Then, rode to the top of the hill at the Arboretum. Some pilots rode around without their spacesuits. As I write this, the sun is coming up. A more detailed report of the night's events may be declassified soon.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Chastity 565.969   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Bushido Summer 602.718  
ConCarne Swamp Thing 572.883   Captain
DrHeadCrash Lust 370.54  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 843.46  
Fool Redemption 316.413   Chief Petty Officer
GluteusMaximus Dr. Love 373.69   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Gropo Abandon All Hope 816.346   Master Chief Petty Officer
Krank Mjollnir 429.03   Ensign
KungFool HellRazor 534.561   Ensign
LeftyLucy Ez Raider 116.481  
moose Trez Bonz 400.401  
Nameless Compliance 574.251  
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 617.1  
PainBunny Pale Horse 400.615  
Phooka Circus Peanut 361.723   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 495.132   Lieutenant
ShotClock Devastation 206.472   Petty Officer 3rd Class
SideShowDoh Fat Banana 320.588   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Smasher Delirium 601.252   Commodore
Snaggletooth Anger 198.77   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Sparky D.B. Cooper 675.039   Commodore
Threespeed BadMotivator 316.952  
TorqueBox Yodel 524.664   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
vomit JanBrady 207.39  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer ShotClock
Medi Bag PainBunny
Navigator Sparky
Tailgunner Nosepicker
Tool Bag Smasher
Division: MAD
Date: 09/20/2003
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: MotherMayhem's Distress Call & Arboretum
Light Years: 22.78
G-Well Activity: 4.004
Technical Rating: 4.126