Rabad, on his second mission ever, took on the heavy responsibility of Navigator. We decided to ride to Fort Point. At the launch pad we were met by Beezwax and TorqueBox with a new cool new hinged ship (further information yet to be declassified). Early on, while riding through the Harvard Constellation we picked up three little punk ass floaties. They toughed it out bravely through the whole mission. We cruised downtown, received with much adulation. Around the BostonCommon, we bypassed some bumpah-ta-bumpah traffic. We sucessfully made it to FortPoint, then decided to press our luck and head on to CastleIsland. At CastleIsland, we were turned back by the Man, who officially hassled us. We retreated to a spacious, smooth derbylot, complete with fueldumpin' facilities. We had a few unofficial mechanicals. We made it back to the Somerville System in high spirits, where we bid farewell to the floaties.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
ConCarne Famine 535.794   Commander
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 642.654  
Fool Pestilence 259.615   Petty Officer 3rd Class
grendel Pig Champion 340.89   Vice Admiral
HelmetGirl War 301.657   Petty Officer 2nd Class
KungFool Dr. Love 546.029   Chief Petty Officer
MonkeyBoy Devastation 260.404  
moose LokiDucker 671.677   Admiral
Nameless Summer 533.896   Vice Admiral
Nosepicker Swamp Thing 528.007   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
PainBunny Pale Horse 877.084   Commodore
Phooka Trez Bonz 392.331   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Rabad Darkendank 402.808   Petty Officer 1st Class
Rotwang Abandon All Hope 634.304  
Shakes Ez Raider 234.607   Ensign
SideShowDoh Fat Banana 1086.69   Commodore
Smasher Delirium 385.625  
Threespeed BadMotivator 509.593   Commodore
vomit JanBrady 370.486  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer moose
Medi Bag SideShowDoh
Navigator Rabad
Tailgunner SideShowDoh
Tool Bag PainBunny
Division: MAD
Date: 09/13/2003
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: FortPointChannel
Light Years: 19.56
G-Well Activity: 2.855
Technical Rating: 4.632