Status: Failure


Large Melon

Hats, hats, hats and helmets and hats and masks and rubber nipples galore. Diva Day celebrated in rare style, with head adornments and a costume pagent. Skunk won. Skunk always wins. Oh, well.

EzRaider's navigational unit separated from its hull in traumatic and dramatic fashion, when Zappa ended on an invisible concrete cube-shaped object left carelessly in his path. Kersplat! The fleet mulled the rescue possibilities (sending a rescue party for a transport), but instead decided to pack the remains out with us. Scarecrow took the hull, Vomit the control unit, ThreeSpeed the navigatonal control unit, and MonkeyBoy took the navigational thruster. We pressed on toward pastries and cookies in the North End. Much rejoicing and celebrating, amiable food and civilians, including one who managed to mount Skylab while squeezing past a taxi.

All in all, a total fiasco, but much fun was had by all.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Holy Molar 438.204   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Concarne Anger 228.89   Petty Officer Second Class
Diva Incineraider 318.482  
Evil Twin Devastation 219.517   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 416.038  
Glyptodont Doctor Love 205.919   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Gordo Greed 740.486   Senior Chief Petty Officer
LoJack Pale Horse 113.792  
Maddog George Dilboy 84.0216  
Monkeyboy Skylab 241.426   Lieutenant
moose Sloth 115.324  
Mother Mayhem Swamp Thing 198.068   Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Bad Motivator 243.841   Captain
Nosepicker Summer 422.679   Ensign
NoWay Spooky Pirate 206.761  
PainBunny Famine 251.771   Petty Officer Third Class
PigPen Trez Bonz 238.512   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pywaket War 376.988   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Rotwang Abandon All Hope 347.734  
Scarecrow Rusty 247.412   Master Chief Petty Officer
Shoelace Mjollnir 283.583   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Smasher Pig Champion 472.021   Commander
Sparky SIH 286.426   Commander
The Church Delirium 214.874  
Threespeed Darkendank 205.835   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Turtle Pride 227.466   Commander
vomit Jan Brady 286.247  
WalTor Singularity 360.822  
Wrex Pestilence 257.186   Petty Officer Third Class
Zappa Ez Raider 534.376   Master Chief Petty Officer
Taskforce Pilot
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Smasher
Medi Bag beezwax

Mission Parameters

Mission Size30 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationNorth End - Bova's Bakery
Light Years13.19
G-Well Activity3.412
Technical Rating4.299