Tonight's mission can be summed up in three words: Naked Indoor

It was raining out, so we came up with the ass-kickingest
rainy-night plan ever: we rode to Crash and Hazard's Warehouse/Apartment
in Fenway. We derbied, ate donuts, derbied some more, drank gin,
derbied again, drank rum, derbied, used the zip-line, derbied, played
with the hanging rings, derbied, then derbied twice NAKED. Wooohoooo.
4 injuries, 11 derbies, 14 naked pilots. Not too shabby.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bushido Summer 329.787   Lieutenant Commander
Crash Sloth 236.762   Lieutenant Commander
DrHeadCrash Delirium 448.103   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 440   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Giraffe Pale Horse 341.148   Ensign
Hazard Mjollnir 620.564   Ensign
Inari Trez Bonz 368.727   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
LeftyLucy Pestilence 614.905   Lieutenant Commander
MoneyShot Ez Raider 512.87   Master Chief Petty Officer
moose Devastation 569.678   Commander
Rotwang Annihilation 398.352   Commodore
Scarecrow LochNess 346.151   Senior Chief Petty Officer
snarly SnarlyI 74.4626  
Trackstar Spooky Pirate 322.921   Ensign
vomit Abandon All Hope 387.728   Commander
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer vomit
Medi Bag vomit
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner Inari
Tool Bag LeftyLucy
Division: MAD
Date: 05/24/2003
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Crash's Pad (Hazard's too)
Light Years: 9.13
G-Well Activity: 1.819
Technical Rating: 3.223