AlphaMission of '03. So, ah, if memory serves, it was back in April of ought-three that we set off on our inaugural mission. Part of the fleet had set out earlier on a multi-day mission to the Boston Bike Show at the Cyclorama. The rest of the fleet launched from fort Summer, to rendezvous with them at the Harpoon Molecule Fabrication Facility. On arrival at the brewery, they were greated by empty taps. There was no free beer for our heros. They all went out to the lot to derby. Unfortunately, some track bike civis were invited to join the derby. This was a mistake. Suffice it to say, the general consensus is now that civis are no longer allowed to derby with SCUL, especially not on civi bikes. Aside from that, a fun time was had by most.

Oh, by the way, we had some ship christenings. Grendel introduced TOG Cronos (The Original Grendel). Inari unleashed FNA MadRabbit (The wing acronym is pretty f'n obvious). Both mighty and awesome ships. I can't say enough good things about 'em. Also we were inducted a promising new maggot, Crash. I'm sure many other things happened on this mission.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher MoxieMoron 356.22   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Crash Pride 0   Recruit
DangerMouse Annihilation 374.789   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 903.354   Master Chief Petty Officer
grendel Cronos 355.382   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Inari Mad Rabbit 867.663   Master Chief Petty Officer
LoJack Famine 265.523   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Maddog George Dilboy 140.189   Aviator First Class
MoneyShot Pale Horse 348.544   Petty Officer 2nd Class
moose LokiDucker 426.508   Petty Officer 1st Class
NoWay Darkendank 236.32   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Rotwang Abandon All Hope 499.669   Petty Officer 1st Class
SideShowDoh HipToElbow 533.231   Chief Petty Officer
Smasher Trez Bonz 316.753   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Sparky Ez Raider 386.278   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Turtle Pestilence 188.062   Aviator First Class
Vegetable Delirium 424.351   Petty Officer 1st Class
vomit JanBrady 275.494   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Medi Bag grendel
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner Sparky
Tool Bag Inari
Division: MAD
Date: 04/05/2003
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Velodrome and Beyond
Light Years: 19.42
G-Well Activity: 2.015
Technical Rating: 3.111