Dozer made yummy scones, Hapto made pretty buttons, and Maddog spread
rhinovirus all over Choppernomicron's keyboard.

, maggots -- Fizz, DontPanic, Major (escorted by Hapto,
Crumpet, Eureka/Acehole)


though the wind was bitter cold the night of alpha mission,
the brave pilots sat casually on thier mighty ships sturdy boots
resting on boosters,
prepared to cut a trail of glory and daring through the new year of

they formed a ragtag line, some ships having weathered many lightyears
and solar systems
others waiting, that very night, to be christened with beer molecules
and hearty jeers
The pilots were counted and roles were called, some having weathered
many lightyears and solar systems
others waiting, that very night, to be christened with beer molecules
and hearty jeers.

then we went down the hill and there was that jolly music that
recalled so many adventures before. and stuff. and this water sound is ...

Like a totally standard issue pilot mission! hit the squayahs and
get back before our toes froze. we almost made it. We did
unfortunately lose one pilot due to a lack of oxygen in the subspace
zone. Good turn out... and not much time to put together a pretty
tight mission. Whee!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Catastrophe 247.605   Petty Officer 3rd Class
beezwax Baby 'Fat 266.611   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Bitzer Dr. Love 190.41   Aviator First Class
ChunChun Anger 153.016   Aviator First Class
Crumpet Annihilation 289.461   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Diva Incineraider 338.087   Petty Officer 2nd Class
DontPanic Curb Burner 0   Recruit
Dozer Fish Bike 472.788   Petty Officer 1st Class
Eureka Greed 193.755   Aviator First Class
EvilTwin Delirium 148.565   Aviator First Class
Exon Chastity 317.042   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Fizz Swamp Thing 0   Recruit
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1059.76   Ensign
Hapto EvilSchwinn 70.1581   Aviator
Iscariot Sloth 375.802   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Kaibosch Scrotesque 135.19   Aviator First Class
Major Famine 0   Recruit
Mars Phobos 327.018   Petty Officer 2nd Class
moose LokiDucker 248.621   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mosquito Mjollnir 205.8   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Nosepicker Vaganus Persquerter 139.84   Aviator First Class
Onath Spooky Pirate 228.148   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Percentin Pale Horse   
pywaket Skylab 533.994   Chief Petty Officer
Rotwang HiLo 66.9194   Aviator
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 294.864   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Triumphus Darkendank 133.355   Aviator First Class
Twitch Slag 257.341   Petty Officer 3rd Class
waltor Singularity 635.328   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Bitzer
Chalk Bag Threespeed
Compressor Wrangler Triumphus
Damage Control Mars
Deck Officer Iscariot
Flat Bag beezwax
Medi Bag Twitch
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Trisignata
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator waltor
Radio Wrangler Crumpet
Sentry Exon
Sticker Bag ChunChun
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag Twitch
Division: MAD
Date: 04/07/2007
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Reaquaintence with G-Forces
Light Years: 12.3
G-Well Activity: 1.023
Technical Rating: 2.345