Operation
Starhorse!
Three is a magic number and we were hunting a beast full mythical. Civitron told tales of a titanic 30, maybe 40 ft high pink and blue Starhorse in the Mattapoisett System. We HAD to check it out.
Together, Beetle Juice, Shadowman, and Civitron flew through the Phoenix Wormhole with backward facing funkitron. Spewing the exhaust of dope beats and wild grooves, we busted the fooonk outta dNB. Met some rogues and snacked some CBUs. Beetlejuice wrote a letter to her granny. Two transports collided and Civitron flew in to check on the victims. Shaken but not broken(and understandably not wanting to be bothered), we left them to their ordeal and began our quest for the Starhorse.

"Stop clubbing, baby seals!"

The wormhole was long and winding. We saw few stars along the way but the celestial fireflies of deep space guided our thrusters through the darkness. So much chalk was spilled this night. When we reached the Starhorse, chalk box was almost dry. And as we tagged and danced, we got a visit from a local ST, hailed when someone spotted Shadowman writing "funk lives matter" along Intergalactic Byway 6. We slid him a SCUL sticker and he left grooved and satisfied.

Mattapoisett to Fairhaven back to NBS we were still keepin' it a hunnit as we sailed the chromosomic groove back to the fishlands and all the old haunts. Mo chalk mo solutions! The cup gods rained down upon us and high scores were obliterated.
Mucho sing alongs all up West Nebula and wee wee wee all the way home.

We launched with three pilots and returned with three. Though not the same three for we had returned mighty. This mission truly was as good as it gets. All objectives completed. No mechanicals. No worries.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Beetle Juice Hook 793.839   Lieutenant Commander
Civitron Artemis 1349.92   Commander
Shadowman Brutus 1335.97   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Shadowman
Chalk Bag Shadowman
ComSat Monkey Beetle Juice
Damage Control Civitron
Deck Officer Shadowman
Flat Bag Beetle Juice
Medi Bag Beetle Juice
Mission Leader Civitron
Mission Pinner Civitron
Mission Reporter Shadowman
MRC Officer Shadowman
Navigator Civitron
RadioBox A Civitron
Sentry Civitron
Stellar Cartographer Civitron
Sticker Bag Civitron
Still Cam Shadowman
Tailgunner Shadowman
Tool Bag Civitron
Division: SCD
Date: 07/16/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Jonathan
Destination: Starhorse
Light Years: 32.1502
G-Well Activity: 1.853
Technical Rating: 2.314