Status: Destroyed

USB Chain Saw Bike


Skunk had a silly notion to make a motor assist bike with a small trashpicked chain saw. An adjustable rack was made so that a hub covered in gaff tape that was powered by a belt connected to the centrifugal clutch on the chansaw could be lowered to contact the primary thruster and make it go about thirty. The problem was that it sounded like a funking chainsaw going down the road. It also made a mess and stank like a two stroke. Later on Skunk added a gas tank on the side, made from an old acetone can. How many DUMB IDEAS can you have at once?!

"Honestly when people claim to have once been 'young and stupid', they have nothin' on me."

Eventually the spark plug blew out of the engine, and Skunk lost interest in internal combustion engines. The hull became the second most battle hardened ship in the SCUL fleet, USB EZ Raider.

Specifications

ClassBattleship
ConfigurationFighter
Missions0
Light Years0
Thrust Rating9.99
Handling Rating9.25
Difficulty Rating0.45
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginToast
Christened on1998.01.27
Location
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

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