UglySac
Ugly Sac was born on tattoine to a moisture
farmer. later he went to a doctor and found out he
was retared. after that he went to heaven to
battle jesus riding a unicorn. he quickly Pwn3d
him and came back to earth to become a bike
messenger.
what a loser!!!1!111!1!
Recruited: 080405
Recruited By: Nosepicker
Knighted: 080510
Initiated By: Nosepicker
Missions: 23
Light Years: 307.075
Experience: 

Jobs Taken

Airlock:1
Flat Bag:1
Food Wrangler:1
Recycler:1

Bonuses

Hi-Five:49
Cup:25
Misc Bonus:2500

Honors

Patronage

1