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Hey gang! Welcome back to the latest season of SCUL! Tonight, with Excess at the helm and Lordmcfuzz leading the charge, we're gonna hit all the favorite haunts. But first, please welcome babymaggot Mayor Skin, who absolutely nailed her very first HARV ride during shore leave. And, what's this? Meownderthal has brought us another delight for the eyes! Behold, Cat Peech, complete with its very own princess! Goose on the loose! Quick! Someone get him up the ramp.

bzzt Is anyone else seeing this alternate universe Skunk in the transpo? Huh. Must be a glitch in the warp corebzzt

Temps are perfect, the skyways are clear, and Gritty's brand new sparkle cup has disappeared! I mean, we're gonna buzz Union, Davis, Porter and Harvard constellations, by way of smoooooooth new Somerville wormhole. Lincoln Park, with its perfectly proportioned black hole, has the capacity to suck us in and spit us out at the playground for shoreleave to climb around and play pass the Cat Peech. BZZT! a wild Happenstance appears from nowhere, and they have their own swingamathing? BZZT!! Wait. Where'd it go? This is just getting weird. Ooooo. There goes Gritty's cup again. Better stash it in Scully Rancher's basket.

OMG SNAXXX. Snow has brought us the SALTIEST of lemonades and it is SO REFRESHING. Gritty, the Dairy Fairy, distributes cheesestix. And, oh no. Snow and Meownderthal have fallen prey to BROTEIN SHAKES BZZT! bzzt! PROTEIN SHAKES! THEY'RE WHAT PILOTS CRAVE! LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE CONTENT bzzt! bzzt! How did THAT get here?!?!?

Quick, lets get outta here before whatever that is comes back! And! What?!?! How did Gritty's cup escape her backpack?!?! Cup, you're grounded!! Anyway, take us home pirate ship wormhole! I don't wanna get trapped in whatever that is!
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