No Dis-integration
All we're saying is, it didn't rain, and you should have been there.

We derbied. We answered a distress call for CRAWFISH. We derbied some
more, on Cambridge Freaking Common. We picked up a bunch of floaties,
including CrawChef, and derbied him too. (BTW, Compliance is the king
of the derby. Who knew?)

We busted the funk all the way down to its component particles, and
built it back up again as the funkiest funk that ever funked your
town. We funked it so hard, we can't even stand, let alone ride a

And to top it all off, we inducted Plasmonster into the sekrit awesome
mega-leet brotherhood (and sisterhood) that is the SCUL pilotage.
Awesome! Wai sugoi posi! Three cheers for Plasmonster!

So, yeah, you missed a good thing.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Skylab 903.843   Commander
Bendy Chastity 404.985   Commander
DubbleU Yellow Vomit 57.968  
Kpafun Civilianship 0  
ld50 Compliance 539.289   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
PartyFoul Dr. Love 240.04   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Plasmonster Trez Bonz 353.742   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Raven Darkendank 0   Recruit
Threespeed Summer 845.841   Vice Admiral
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Bendy
Chalk Bag Plasmonster
Deck Officer Axeman
Deck Officer Asst. ld50
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Kpafun
Mission Leader Axeman
Mission Reporter Axeman
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Axeman
RadioBox A Threespeed
Sticker Bag PartyFoul
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner Plasmonster
Tool Bag Kpafun
Division: MAD
Date: 10/17/2009
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Fun and what not
Light Years: 13.9
G-Well Activity: 0.849
Technical Rating: 2.503