Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo
Fail. Epic, glorious, supernova fail. We responded to Megaseth's
distress call at which we viewed the cranial remains of an Earth

Upon departure from Megaseth's fort Lazarus was discovered to have a
massive hull breach. A small posse was dispatched to return Retard
the fort and obtain a replacement ship.

This done, soon after as we proceeded toward an apres-Honk distress
call, the Death Star mast suffered a weld failure leading to its
detachment. Kpafun added it to Donkey's load.

The twofold death blow was dealt to this mission when first, as we
neared distress call II we learned from a refugee fleeing the scene
(actually it was sculpilot Vomit)
that it
had been placed into stasis by a sonic disruption field of alien
technology, and was long over. And second, as
the primary thruster of Axeman's ship 666
Swayze Express disintegrated. Much rigging was lost, and a state of
trans-tacovial deformation was achieved.

With Buckminister in charge and Maestro rallying the troops with
violin dirges, we portioned out Axeman's ship, the Death Star, the
remainder of Donkey's load onto various ships.

We limped home sore and tired but covered with honor. The warm,
sticky kind of honor.

Plus we totally had a scavenger hunt the whole time! I hope we got a
million points.

Classified information: Axeman cried like a little girl.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 639.875   Lieutenant
Bendy Swamp Thing 664.073   Lieutenant Commander
Buckminister Devastation 489.832   Vice Admiral
DubbleU Civilianship 411.975   Master Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1178.14  
Joyride SawedOff 781.875  
Kpafun Anarchy 0   Recruit
ld50 Spooky Pirate 791.205   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Leotard Ez Raider 603.7  
Maestro Hippogriff 0   Recruit
moose LokiDucker 584.554   Commander
Q Catastrophe 684.873  
SelfDestruct Delirium 663.369   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Skidmark Famine 543.06   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Schadenfreude 496.41  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Bendy
Chalk Bag Kpafun
Damage Control Skidmark
Deck Officer SelfDestruct
Deck Officer Asst. ld50
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Kpafun
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Axeman
Sentry Joyride
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Leotard
Sticker Bag Kpafun
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Kpafun
Division: MAD
Date: 10/10/2009
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Treasure!
Light Years: 13.5
G-Well Activity: 2.099
Technical Rating: 1.876