Dance & Derby
A distress call from MUM was heard, but the mission leader knew that
only the brave were worthy. Before bustin' the funk, trial by derby.

We circled the Davis constellation, acquired beer molecules and
explored the dark recesses of the outer Harvard constellation on our
way to discovering a virgin derby lot deep in the recesses of MIT.

Moose and the Fleet Admiral instructed in the wise ways of old school
derby. "Your opponent respected is. Force and speed, cowardice and
evasion — these are not the true path, only to the dark side
will they lead. The true derby pilot masters his ship, commands
maneuver and strategy. Engages the opponent does he, fears not the
crash, and manly hugs afterwords does he share. IN SPACE!"

Thus instructed, SCUL pilots engaged in the noble sport and with each
other. Poetic ballet IN SPACE! With much crashing and hugging. And
tall bikes. Cashing and hugging tall bikes... IN SPACE!

The time flew and soon we realized that there were less than 30 earth
minutes to the end of MUM. The Fleet Admiral was optimistic and
piloted by Navi HeadCrash the rag tag band wound their way through the
Cambridge system, arriving to the cheers of the masses with 10 earth
minutes to spare.

There was no time to be lost getting down, posing for photos, and
jumping glowy stick rope.

Catastrophe struck... actually Catastrophe wasn't on this ride. So
something ELSE struck Cloudbuster and a landing gear failure brought
the noble ship down, smashing the disco deathstar into many non-posi
fragments. But all the fleeet's horses and all the fleet's men did in
fact put that deathstar back together again. With tape. IN SPACE!

After breaking down the party and reassembling Cloudbuster, the Fleet
hit DDs on the way back to the landing pad. Much fun was had by all.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Buntjigger Sprits'l 239.17  
DrHeadCrash Skylab 744.311   Admiral
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1004.16  
ld50 Spooky Pirate 337.889   Senior Chief Petty Officer
moose LokiDucker 374.658  
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 103.603   Ensign
Nosepicker Pestilence 98.684  
Threespeed Star Hustler 179.643  
UglySac $2 Drafts! 277.506  
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 217.399   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock DrHeadCrash
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Compressor Wrangler moose
Damage Control ld50
Deck Officer DrHeadCrash
Deck Officer Asst. steerpike
Flat Bag Texas
Medi Bag ZombiePhD
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator DrHeadCrash
Paper Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler DrHeadCrash
RadioBox A Threespeed
Recycler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Sentry Buntjigger
Skynet Operator (post-mission) DrHeadCrash
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Division: MAD
Date: 08/23/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Local parking lots
Light Years: 11.73
G-Well Activity: 2.373
Technical Rating: 2.001