The night started with awards and slides. Moose and Rotwang received iron cog awards. 52 pilots showed for tonight's mission. Several ships were christened including HookAndSplatter---a ship that made it a mere 1/2 mile before was deemed too dangerous to ride. Torquebox and Nameless found new ships to ride and the fleet took off for high five action and a party at FortPoint. All were in full attire from moving carnival ornaments to a full light up suit to a electric chair and roman gladiator. The fleet gained high fives and finally arrived at Snarly's . We then proceded to derby. Mechanicals ensued along with a loss of pilots. Unfortunately Beezwax suffered a massive overdose of jamesonanol molecules, destabilizing her gyroscopic sensors. She and TorqueBot anchored their ships, and returned home via hired transport. The rest of the fleet headed for home, only to experience three plasma casing failures. We arrived in the wee hours with half the fleet and looked forward to the new season.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Yodel 264.644   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Bushido Summer 405.244   Admiral
Crocodile Devastation 233.281   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Diva SilverKing 555.273  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 881.264  
Fool Redemption 183.028   Lieutenant Commander
Giraffe Water 105.366  
GluteusMaximus Swamp Thing 215.039  
grendel Ez Raider 176.842  
Hazard War 166.096  
MonkeyBoy Dr. Love 235.29  
moose LokiDucker 466.463  
Mosquito Mjollnir 282.658   Ensign
MotherMayhem Curb Burner 180.362   Lieutenant
Nameless One Night Stand 222.077  
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 84.5285  
NoWay Durty Basturd 276.217  
Oppo Darkendank 282.502   Ensign
PainBunny Pale Horse 124.09  
Phooka BadMotivator 124.706  
Rotwang Famine 255.469  
Smasher Pig Champion 266.368   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
TorqueBox One Night Stand 222.077   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
vomit JanBrady 199.647  
waltor Singularity 318.465  
Zappa WydeLode 386.037  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer grendel
Medi Bag Turtle
Navigator moose
Tailgunner PigPen
Tool Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 11/01/2003
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: high 5's
Light Years: 15.95
G-Well Activity: 2.914
Technical Rating: 4