Tonight, a whole mess of maggots rodeā€¦ 10 in all. We rode the Somerville bike path to a cool derbylot and derbied several times. From there we cruised through the less frequently boroughs of Somerville, following the path of the Tour De Somerville. A second round of derbies took place. Some pilots got nekkid. Beezwax managed to remove her spacesuit inflight. WooHoo. We rode to a kickass party at Human MGG's House. We got all 36 pilots in the apartment at once and boogied down. Some hoola-hoopin and roof chillin' took place. When we left, we saw a coupla ST cruisers pull up to the party. I know we like to chop cruiser frames, but not that kind. Enroute to the fort, we stopped for toroidal sustenance at Luna DD's. Most of the pilots made it back to the fort in one piece. SUCCESS!!!!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher VWBeetle 274.438   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
beezwax One Night Stand 252.547  
Bushido Summer 301.589  
ConCarne Circus Peanut 99.3799   Commodore
Crocodile Ez Raider 74.1636   Aviator
CrotchFesant Anger 107.391   Aviator First Class
DangerMouse PlateOShrimp 62.1987   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Diva SilverKing 3326.22  
Feint Pig Champion 131.356   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 300.592  
Fool Compliance 247.462   Lieutenant
GrisBone Swamp Thing 148.133   Aviator First Class
Jacknife BigRig 118.727   Aviator First Class
Jmonie Pride 140.637   Aviator First Class
ktron Pestilence 293.764   Petty Officer 1st Class
LeftyLucy Chrome Pony 145.057  
MoneyShot Vertigo 296.311  
MonkeyBoy Mjollnir 164.681  
moose Trez Bonz 164.969  
Nameless MoxieMoron 296.743  
Nosepicker Bonnie & Clyde 329.968  
Oppo Dr. Love 142.337   Aviator First Class
PainBunny Darkendank 501.149   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Peachpit Ooh La La 82.069   Aviator
Phooka Devastation 513.137   Lieutenant Commander
PigPen Water 952.345   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Rotwang Pale Horse 341.421   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Ruckus G.I. Jane 58.1965  
Samurai DeadBaron 77.1423   Aviator
TheBoy Famine 130.745   Aviator First Class
Threespeed DexionDestroyer 169.306  
TorqueBox Redemption 180.25  
Trogdor War 252.054   Master Chief Petty Officer
vomit JanBrady 280.357   Admiral, Fleet Ready
waltor Singularity 240.154  
Zappa BadMotivator 432.166   Commodore
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Rotwang
Medi Bag Zappa
Navigator vomit
Tailgunner PigPen
Tool Bag PigPen
Division: MAD
Date: 10/18/2003
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Somerville
Light Years: 8.75
G-Well Activity: 2.112
Technical Rating: 3.111