Status: Success


Don't Tell Mom

Mission Objectives

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visit Lonewulfe's territory
consume pasta
visit magazine beach

Mission Summary

This mission was small compared to weeks preceding, as there were only fifteen pilots.

There were two maggots, who were promoted to Aviators Dopey and OldNome after the mission. Diva and WalTor showed up to see the pilots off, and also to make sure that no one set the fort on fire or did anything inordinately stupid.

Skunk being away, USB Catastrophe was available, and Nameless gleefully decided to show it a good time. ("A Good Time" means, "Encouraged As Many People As Possible To Ride It Sans Spacesuits".)

PigPen navigated this mission, leading the pilots through Inman Square to Magazine Beach. We stopped there for mechanicals, spacesuit removal, and consumption of beer molecules. We continued to take a circuitous route, so as not to give away the location of LoneWulfe's colony to the native Civilians. After much Negi-G-Well terrain, we finally ended up at LoneWulfe's colony, where bicycle-shaped pasta food was consumed, and merriment was made.

Eventually we made it back to Fort Summer, with no serious damage to ships or pilots.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher VWBeetle 350.253  
beezwax One Night Stand 809.025   Commander
Bologna Scrub 310.487   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bushido Summer 471.794   Vice Admiral
Concarne Pig Champion 825.977   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Deadline Bumblebee 348.579   Petty Officer Second Class
Dopey Darkendank 148.36   Aviator First Class
Evil Twin Holy Molar 566.751   Captain
Nameless Catastrophe 659.119   Commodore
Nosepicker Bonnie & Clyde 389.757   Lieutenant Commander
Old Nome Doctor Love 197.8   Aviator First Class
PigPen Delirium 504.161   Lieutenant Commander
Threespeed DexionDestroyer 220.454   Master Chief Petty Officer
TorqueBox Skylab 344.026   Commander
Zappa Bad Motivator 1338.12   Captain
Taskforce Pilot
Navigator PigPen
Tailgunner Concarne
Tool Bag Zappa
Medi Bag Evil Twin
Life Support 1 Nameless

Mission Parameters

Mission Size 15 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationLonewulfe Colony
Light Years12.57
G-Well Activity3.26
Technical Rating4.35