This mission was small compared to weeks preceding, as there were only fifteen pilots.
There were two maggots, who were promoted to Aviators Dopey and OldNome after the mission. Diva and WalTor showed up to see the pilots off, and also to make sure that no one set the fort on fire or did anything inordinately stupid.
Skunk being away, USB Catastrophe was available, and Nameless gleefully decided to show it a good time. ("A Good Time" means, "Encouraged As Many People As Possible To Ride It Sans Spacesuits".)
PigPen navigated this mission, leading the pilots through Inman Square to Magazine Beach. We stopped there for mechanicals, spacesuit removal, and consumption of beer molecules. We continued to take a circuitous route, so as not to give away the location of LoneWulfe's colony to the native Civilians. After much Negi-G-Well terrain, we finally ended up at LoneWulfe's colony, where bicycle-shaped pasta food was consumed, and merriment was made.
Eventually we made it back to Fort Summer, with no serious damage to ships or pilots.

Pilot	Ship	Points	Promotion
Asher	VWBeetle	350.253
beezwax	One Night Stand	809.025	Commander
Bologna	Scrub	310.487	Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bushido	Summer	471.794	Vice Admiral
ConCarne	Pig Champion	825.977	Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Deadline	Bumblebee	348.579	Petty Officer 2nd Class
Dopey	Darkendank	148.36	Aviator First Class
EvilTwin	Holy Molar	566.751	Commander
Nameless	Catastrophe	609.119	Commodore
Nosepicker	Bonnie & Clyde	389.757	Lieutenant Commander
OldNome	Dr. Love	197.8	Aviator First Class
PigPen	Delirium	504.161	Lieutenant
Threespeed	DexionDestroyer	220.454	Master Chief Petty Officer
TorqueBox	Skylab	344.026	Commander
Zappa	BadMotivator	1338.12	Captain

Mission Task	Pilot
Medi Bag	EvilTwin
Navigator	PigPen
Tailgunner	ConCarne
Tool Bag	Zappa