Like, we were gonna go on this cool mission, but then like, dude - who wants to go if it might, like, rain! So we went to derby insead, yo. Four derbies ensued, and the action was fierce. Maggot Asher proved her skills early on in battle, and it was down to her and NoWay for the win or Dogfight Derby three. This was particularly exciting because NoWay had four victories this season, which meant this win would give him the first Frying Ace award of the 2002 season. Unfortunately for Asher Maggot, NoWay's cunning experience proved too much.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher Anger 151.57   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 330.44   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Flipper George Dilboy 69.3885   Aviator
grendel Devastation 211.781  
Maddog Lust 85.1751  
MoneyShot Delirium 328.444   Commodore
moose Trez Bonz 324.828  
NoWay Anarchy 136.58  
Rahji Spooky Pirate 199.497   Aviator First Class
RevD Sandman 496.426   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Smasher Sloth 208.642   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Sparky War 130.743  
Mission Task Pilot
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner moose
Tool Bag RevD
Division: MAD
Date: 06/22/2002
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Gen-X Style Who-Caresness
Light Years: 12.05
G-Well Activity: 1.002
Technical Rating: 2.656