After a month of radiation overdoses, mechanicals, serious injuries, transport assaults, tissue regentation center visits, and the like; we had one goal: to shake off this bad jiggi mojo. Pilots were encouraged to provide any rabbits feet, lucky tee-shirts and other such preventative measures to ensure a future of stress-free flying. Appropriately 13 pilots showed for the mission.
Moneyshot led the fleet to the USS Constitution. The fleet took a shore leave on the pier and grooved to the new rhythms and sounds of Brides of Funkestein. It was an all-out boogy booty shakedown.
The group then sat in a circle to pay homage to the holy artifacts of SCUL which Skunk carried on the mission. These were destined to bring the good luck we desired. The artifacts also served as great back scratchers.
The fleet then headed to a derby lot. Moose decided to take a short cut to the arena and rode right into a cable. After brief medical attention the derbies started. A hand grab bertween Vicious Squirrel and Flasher led to an inevitable amazing crash. Moneyshot won the first derby. The second derby had an amazing takedown as Moose rode over Maddog's chopper. Vicious Squirrel remained victorious after 3 impressive ribbon grabs. The fleet then returned to base without a mechanical and without incident.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DangerMouse Trez Bonz 117.531   Lieutenant Commander
DeadByDawn Durty Basturd 181.393   Petty Officer 1st Class
Diva Incineraider 582.698   Commodore
Flasher Ez Raider 194.206  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 251.036   Vice Admiral
Maddog George Dilboy 62.2503  
MoneyShot Delirium 270.453   Ensign
MonkeyBoy Village Idiot 156.819   Lieutenant Commander
moose LokiDucker 548.063   Captain
Sparky D.B. Cooper 105.739  
ViciousSquirrel Rabies 296.325   Master Chief Petty Officer
waltor Singularity 392.673  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Flasher
Medi Bag Diva
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner waltor
Tool Bag moose
Division: MAD
Date: 05/25/2002
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: constitution
Light Years: 9.84
G-Well Activity: 1.441
Technical Rating: 4.132