Our objective was simple: A spin around the local star systems and have some fun at Dogfight Derby. After a rountine spin through the local constellations and several hi fives, we found ourselves in the familiar dogfight battlefield off of Memorial Drive, behind the Microcenter. There ensued the most heated battles ever seen in our history. One attack after another, left ships in rubble. Moose scored the first victory. The second was not fun. A high speed collision between MonkeyBomb and shakes took down both pilots. Unfortunately, Shakes lay badly wounded. Luckily we had MOD FullPull, a pedicab to give poor Shakes a ride home. After a plasma casing failure we headed back to the fort. WalTor transported Shakes to the nearest tissue regeneration center. We are awaiting a report.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bushido Famine 360.441   Master Chief Petty Officer
DangerMouse Energy 225.703   Lieutenant
Flama Darkendank 556.537   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 845.286  
grendel Devastation 113.846   Aviator First Class
LoJack Anarchy 78.59  
Maddog George Dilboy 1367.53   Commander
MonkeyBomb Anger 92.752   Petty Officer 2nd Class
MonkeyBoy Village Idiot 150.694   Lieutenant
moose LokiDucker 324.128   Lieutenant Commander
NoWay FullPull 892.873  
Shakes Annihilation 348.636   Petty Officer 1st Class
Sparky Bonnie & Clyde 250.69   Lieutenant Commander
Turtle Ooh La La 185.385   Ensign
vomit JanBrady 225.973   Ensign
waltor Singularity 787.446   Commodore
Mission Task Pilot
Medi Bag Maddog
Tailgunner waltor
Division: MAD
Date: 05/11/2002
Origin: Fort Berkeley
Destination: DerbieLand!
Light Years: 10.4
G-Well Activity: 2.214
Technical Rating: 2.145