Fresh Pond Chat
Two Maggots were inducted into SCUL: WeeHawk and ProfessorRhino. The crew headed to the FreshPondNebula to discuss their worst experience on a bicycle. After commiserating about getting run over by transports, taking nasty spells, brown alerts and throwing up, we headed to Luna DunkinDonuts for donut and hot chocolate molecules. As training for SCULimpics,NoWay downed his donut in about 28 seconds. The fleet warmed up from coffee molecule consumption and headed to derby. The first derby included a pretty amazing attack on Skunk by NoWay. Catastrophe slid out right from underneath him! NoWay proved to be an undefeated champion in both derbies. The fleet returned to base quietly and without a mechanical. But the story doesn't stop hereā€¦.
Upon returning to base the fleet discovered the fort had been under attack! Luckily Vomit stood guard and protected the fort, chasing the invaders several blocks. She finally caught up to them and led a detailed interrogation of the crew. She discovered that they were members of C.H.U.N.K, a chopper gang in Portland, Oregon. Inside the fort, C.H.U.N.K. left behind a long fork stuffed with a cryptic note. The note laid down the gauntlet for SCUL pilots to head to Galaxy Oregon for a rendevous.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bushido War 86.2944   Petty Officer 2nd Class
DangerMouse Energy 208.864   Master Chief Petty Officer
Diva SilverKing 208.595   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Flasher Annihilation 320.099   Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 324.372   Commander
Maddog George Dilboy 129.024   Petty Officer 1st Class
MegaSeth BadMotivator 92.9487   Petty Officer 2nd Class
MonkeyBoy Village Idiot 335.369   Senior Chief Petty Officer
NoWay Spooky Pirate 970.829   Lieutenant
ProfessorRhino Devastation 76.5939   Aviator
Sparky D.B. Cooper 127.612  
Turtle Greed 185.264   Petty Officer 2nd Class
waltor Singularity 303.653   Lieutenant
WeeHawk Ez Raider 64.0532   Aviator
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer MonkeyBoy
Medi Bag DangerMouse
Navigator Maddog
Tailgunner waltor
Tool Bag NoWay
Division: MAD
Date: 04/20/2002
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Fresh Pond
Light Years: 7.98
G-Well Activity: 1.908
Technical Rating: 2.012