Today started a new season for SCUL pilots as well as a fort christening! Skunk had a ceremony welcoming the new fort and blew up a tube in its honor. The seismic bang resounded throughout the fort and the pilits cheered.
The fleet headed to the launch site to view the christen ing of Monkeyboy's new ship the VillageIdiot and to welcome new Maggot Krank. Sparky led the fleet through the Harvard constellation to the FreshPondNebula. Upon arriving in 25 degree weather, Flasher proceeded to remove his trousers to put on some padded ones. He was fortunate enough to complete the task before two ST passed by.
The crew decided to derby. Skunk took the first hit due to faulty braking abilities. It came down to NoWay and MonkeyBoy. It was expected that NoWay's weak toilet paper ribbon would break during the derby, but he wound up victorious in the alpha derby of 2002.
After the derby the pilots headed to Luna Seven11 for some hot chocolate molecules. The fleet silently returned to the fort without a mechanical!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Badger Lust 153.941   Aviator First Class
BarFly Darkendank 217.589   Petty Officer 3rd Class
DangerMouse Energy 167.682   Aviator First Class
DeadByDawn Durty Basturd 220.382   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Diva WhiteTrash 310.439   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Flasher Devastation 209.293   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 988.031   Master Chief Petty Officer
Krank CSI1 109.706   Aviator First Class
LoJack Ez Raider 62.5665   Aviator
MegaSeth BadMotivator 118.594   Aviator First Class
MoneyShot Delirium 863.948   Master Chief Petty Officer
MonkeyBoy Village Idiot 221.638   Petty Officer 3rd Class
moose LokiDucker 236.514   Petty Officer 3rd Class
NoWay Annihilation 231.647   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Shakes Pig Champion 139.804   Aviator First Class
Sparky D.B. Cooper 189.549   Aviator First Class
TankGirl War 231.712   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Turtle Ooh La La 209.844   Petty Officer 3rd Class
ViciousSquirrel Rabies 177.93   Aviator First Class
vomit JanBrady 248.595   Petty Officer 3rd Class
waltor Singularity 329.457   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Medi Bag Turtle
Navigator Sparky
Tailgunner waltor
Tool Bag MoneyShot
Division: MAD
Date: 04/06/2002
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: AllstonDerbyLot
Light Years: 8.62
G-Well Activity: 2.804
Technical Rating: 3.901