The Naughty MIT Policeman Taught Us A New Word
SCUL fought the law, and the law swore at us! This mission started out pleasantly enough, with the intention of derbying in a few locations. Little did we know that this would be the night of the STs.
We navigated to the East Somerville system where we started derbying at an abandoned playground. It was down to the last three or four pilots when an ST Transport came along. This Storm Trooper was well mannered, and simply informed us that this playground was closed after 2200 hours. SCUL immediately left the premesis.

SCUL then navigated to the Kendall system through some light radiation. We began derbying there only to be interrupted (AGAIN!) by STs. These STs, however, were high on space hormones. "Are you going to turn that radio off or do I have to f___ing take it?!" exclaimed the first ST. He said the F word! He said the F word! Such unnecessary crudeness is unwelcome by SCUL, and SCUL pilots generally conduct themselves with greater aplomb (and vocabulary) than this galactic loser. Drawing on its reserves of self-control SCUL immediately left the area without confronting these STs further. However, DeadByDawn caught the whole thing on videotape. That ST has a potty mouth and we have it one tape! Hah!

SCUL stopped shortly for some fuel and
molecules and to let off steam. While
disappointed at not completing a derby, the
mission was deemed successful, and we returned
to base.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DeadByDawn Ez Raider 63.7557  
Diva WhiteTrash 183.72   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 281.309   Lieutenant Commander
Grampa Pestilence 110.393   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Maddog Lust 101.583   Petty Officer 2nd Class
MegaSeth Groovlactica 234.749   Master Chief Petty Officer
MonkeyBoy Swamp Thing 173.932   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mucus GormClaiomh 237.178   Senior Chief Petty Officer
NattyGann Anarchy 73.66   Petty Officer 2nd Class
PigPen Ooh La La 102.778   Aviator First Class
RedCard Spooky Pirate 195.658   Aviator First Class
Rumblefish Sloth 71.2618   Aviator
Smash Disaster 191.548   Petty Officer 2nd Class
SuperBob Tragedy 82.0729   Aviator
vomit Famine 114.666   Senior Chief Petty Officer
waltor Singularity 216.214   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Mission Task Pilot
Division: MAD
Date: 05/26/2001
Origin: Fort Berkeley
Destination: Eastern Somerville System
Light Years: 12.41
G-Well Activity: 3.147
Technical Rating: 4.219