May The Forks Be With You, And I'm All Outta Spoons

Mission Summary

Stay on target. Stay on target! 16 rebel fighter pilots convened for the yearly celebration of galactic forks. Lordmcfuzz guided the fleet down the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. We pushed into unfamiliar territories teeming with rogue transports in search of our destination, 88 Millennium Falcon Road, where we to hold a grand battle royale derby, after which the two remaining pilots would hold a lightsaber duel to the death! Unfortunately, the presence of the nearby nebula and the persistent trickle of suspicious traffic around blind corners precluded those plans, resulting in a mission failure. We still had the final lightsaber battle, in which pilots nerded out in a flurry of neon glow and sound effects. Medals of Chic were awarded to Vomit (Princess Leia), Grog (X-Wing Pilot), and Skunk (overgrown Jawa).