Notable Missions of SCUL

Every SCUL mission has it's special moments, and there are so many good ones that they all kind of blend together in to one big operation superposi. But some stand out as missions that folks should never forget. Here they are in no particular order.


Operation

Like Deers in the Rain

Stardate 20150620

We've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Flag-draped ovoid poo spires off the coast of Winthrop System. Battleships dropping out of warp in radioactive turbulence. Glittering Iridium reflected off I-beams by the Chelsea gates. All these things will be lost, like Tyrian in rain...

Operation

Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love

Stardate 20060618

Ships snapping in two, plasma casings exploding loud enough to summon the authorities, and dancin' in da club. And oh yes, a tour of the local libraries. Best Failed Mission EVER.

Operation

Skunk Day 50

Stardate 191005

Legendary pilots the fleet hasn't seen in years emerge through the fog of time to help form the largest battalion in SCUL history to celebrate the Fleet Admiral's fiftieth Orbit.

Operation

A Trip to the Moon

Stardate 20190720

On the exact 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 landing on the Moon, we will travel there to commemorate the NASA astronauts' feat.

Operation

Dawn Patrol

Stardate 20160814

Hey everybody! Let's Launch at 0300 hours and greet the dawn!

Operation

String Theory

Stardate 20150502

Wormholes. Dark forces. Fart conduits. Leotard day comes through once again.

Operation

Christmas In July

Stardate 20170715

Twas July before Christmas, and all through the fort
Many pilot were stirring, with time growing short
To prepare for their mission to find Christmas Cheer
In the middle of summer– why wait a full year?

Operation

Hypno Wormhole

Stardate 20170902

It's a wonderful Saturday night. Red Squirrel leads a mission and wants to light up the wormhole. No white lasers allowed. Let's bring some color into the deep space beyond the wormhole! The wormhole approaches and we turn our targeting droids off. Wait… what's that up ahead?! That's no moon!! Nooooooo!!!

Operation

Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope

Stardate 20181006

Skunk's actual orbital day and 500th official SCUL mission. It was a milk run, it was a miracle. SCUL remains, an organized battalion of funk, giving us all the chance to be the superhero version of ourselves.

Operation

Kineticcting to LOL

Stardate 20160923

The Fleet once again flies to the Lowell System to support eXceSs and Dreadflint in the first Lowell Kinetic Sculpture Race

Operation

Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party

Stardate 20170819

Twas funky, and the HARVy droves,
Did blink and blibble in the warp,
All plinky were the greeble ploves,
And the mooble floozle florp.

“Beware the Fuzzywock,, my son!
Its shorts all eaten, shirt astray
Beware the shiny, pointy one
As it teeters o’er the fray

Operation

Logan Express

Stardate 20000906

Waltor says it's time to chop where no one has chopped before - let's fly the fleet to Logan Airport. It was harder than you'd think.

Operation

Mission to Xenon

Stardate 20040628

An excited band of nine pilots set a course for the Dracut System, in New Hampshire Galaxy for pinball and bonfire at Dreadflint's

Operation

Gag Me with a Raspberry Beret

Stardate 20111015

Lots of pilots showed up and looked like totally rad. Leg warmers, pink, blue eye shadow, we looked marvelous. With Vomit to lead us, we knew we were going to party like it was 1989.


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