SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are a crew of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

What is it like to be a SCUL pilot?

It is fun.

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

SCUL enjoys hearing from folks.

Do you have some items you might like to donate?

Season Stats

Missions  8
Light Years  90.64
Pilots  34
Knightings  2
Recruits  13
Ships  43
Builder  2
Diplomat  4
Injury  1
Strength  2
Hi-Fives  1119
Waves  405
Cups  294
 

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2025.05.17

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Destination  First steps to pilothood

Status Success
Light Years  11.451
Diplomat  2

Diva ran another boot(y) camp, and 500 maggots showed up for training and an early primer mission! There were a plethora of fresh recruits ripe for the picking, and picked they were. On the launchpad, new pilots were introduced, and...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2025.05.10

Destination  Wallgreens

Status Success
Light Years  0

The mission started off with a few pre-launch mechanicals but we recuperated and interacted with some space locals on the launchpad, exchanging kind words. Then we were off - to the tune of our sonic disruptors playing "Flying Beagle" and...

Star File: Mission So Long, And Thanks For All The Plasma Failures

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Grog and Deadblow rejoice in some ice cream molecules