Made from three kids' bikes acquired during the Autumnal Feast of Eris and built in two days with lessons from the Sewer School of HARV Construction ('Fine Ships and Quality Cargo Solutions Since Last Tuesday"). Lettered by Prof. Sewer himself.

DPW Crowley is the friendly goth. So friendly he watches over you. And your every move.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Active
Ship Class: Destroyer
Ship Configuration: H.A.R.V
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Schwinnabu
Origin: Curb trash
Chief Engineer: Deadblow
Builder: Deadblow
Welder: Deadblow
Commission Date: 150919
Location: Fort Sherman
Speeds: 1
Navigational Retro: Linear-pull
Primary Retro: Side-pull Caliper
Missions: 18
Light Years: 326.8438
Class: Destroyer 
Configuration: H.A.R.V 
Thrust Rating: 5.3 
Handling Rating: 3.2 
Difficulty Rating: 6.3