Sparky
Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang. This guy will get naked at the slightest provocation, especially in the public gardens. Inventor of 'the Sparky maneuver', in which you have five or six beers, ride down a hill, place your chest on the handlebars, place your legs on the rack, and proceed to the nearest curb, ejecting yourself thusly to the nearest bloody lip. Owner of one of the
niftiest biker jackets.
Recruited: 000401
Recruited By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted: 000401
Initiated By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Missions: 61
Light Years: 944.622
Experience: 

Jobs Taken

Filmer:17
Medi Bag:22
Navigator:4
Tailgunner:2
Tool Bag:50

Bonuses

Hi-Five:120
Cup:86
Fort Reconstruction:7
Misc Bonus:1860
MRC--Basic:2.4599999487400055

Missions

Date Mission Ship
060923 We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Will Stutley
060729 Subconscious Party Will Stutley
060708 Waltor Day 2006 D.B. Cooper
060506 Alphamission2006 D.B. Cooper
050924 IslaCastilia D.B. Cooper
050723 MegasethDay D.B. Cooper
040731 Tour De Nosepicker D.B. Cooper
040619 IDunno(vomit day) War
040515 Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque D.B. Cooper
040501 ShortAndSweet D.B. Cooper
040417 StopNChop D.B. Cooper
040410 BetaRide D.B. Cooper
040403 AlphaMission04 D.B. Cooper
031011 PumpUpTheVolume D.B. Cooper
031004 SkunkDay2003 Will Stutley
030920 ArborMayhem D.B. Cooper
030816 NoWay Day A-OK D.B. Cooper
030809 LargeMelon SIH
030802 StormTheCastle D.B. Cooper
030628 TakeThePlunge Will Stutley
030614 DoubleDistressCall D.B. Cooper
030517 Crack Day 2003 D.B. Cooper
030405 AlphaMission Ez Raider
021005 Skunk Day Observed D.B. Cooper
020803 FullMoon-ing Circus Peanut
020720 WharfRat D.B. Cooper
020713 TheQuickenin' D.B. Cooper
020622 SuperLameOBailout War
020601 SCUL Day 2002 D.B. Cooper
020525 NoMoNegiJiggiMojo D.B. Cooper
020511 ShakesRattle&Roll Bonnie & Clyde
020420 Fresh Pond Chat D.B. Cooper
020413 5000MileMark Will Stutley
020406 AlphaMission2002 D.B. Cooper
011006 ElCienLoco D.B. Cooper
010929 Storytime D.B. Cooper
010908 SkyLabSplashDown Pale Horse
010811 FilmNoir Will Stutley
010707 WalTor Day Devastation
010624 SquareRide Bonnie & Clyde
010512 Shake Yer Booty Will Stutley
010505 SuicideMission Will Stutley
010421 BeepBeepBeepWhooo! War
010414 ConstantGroovin' Will Stutley
010407 FirstOfficialMission Will Stutley
001029 Hallonwheels2000 Will Stutley
001014 MoonOverArboretum Will Stutley
001009 SCULympicsNightGames2000 Will Stutley
001007 SCULympics Day Games 2000 Will Stutley
001001 Close-UpAndPersonal Will Stutley
000924 Where The Wind Blows Will Stutley
000819 TwoHundredScaleMilesPerHour Will Stutley
000812 ItWasWorkingWhenWeLeft Trez Bonz
000806 MindyMilky Will Stutley
000610 DBD BBQ Will Stutley
000604 Siege The Castle War
000520 19 Pilots Will Stutley
000416 FudleyDudley Will Stutley
000401 AprilFools Will Stutley

Honors

Builder

4
Diplomat

6
Damage

1
Injury

3
Patronage

1
Strength

5