Pilot

Raven

Pilot Date2009.10.31
Missions5
Total Light Years169.92

How Raven brought fire to the (Cherokee) people:

Back in the day, the Earth was mad cold. The
people on earth were like "WTF?? It's so
cold!!" So the animals all got together and were
like "Hey, let's steal fire from the sun--
that'll warm this place up a bit!" Raven, a
trickster bird covered in rainbow feathers, was
like, "Yeah! Imma do it!" So Raven flew up to
the sun and went in for the kill-- stealing a bit
of fire while scorching the sh** out of his
feathers in the process. He swooped back down to
Earth and gave the fire to the people who were
like "Hell yeah! Thanks, man!" The sun,
however, was like "Eph you, Raven! That was MY
fire!! The people can keep the fire, but from
now on your feathers and all the feathers of your
descendants will be scorched black." Raven was
like, "Sure thing, sun. I can live with that."
That's all.

Accolades

Hi-Fives
78
Cups
18
Shields
4

Recruitment

Hosted ByZombiePhD
Enlistment Date2009.10.03
Knighted ByZombiePhD
Pilot Date2009.10.31

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2010.08.14 MAD Farmworth: Intergalactic! Curb Burner
2010.05.22 MAD Secret Places Curb Burner
2009.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Darkendank
2009.10.24 MAD Pruny Hands on Film Darkendank
2009.10.17 MAD No Dis-integration Darkendank
Intergalactic
1
Injury
1
Strength
1