Double Dippin'
On stardate 180616s.2215, SCUL set out on a top-secret mission to swim in two places without getting caught, and to fly in formation while connected by derby ribbon.

Tasks were assigned and ships preflighted, and everyone proceeded to the launchpad where they were met by Acehole visiting with a small pilot-in-waiting. Rad Max stepped up to the role of navigator on her ship Rapscallion and the crew set off following her into the night. Kpafun surprised the crew by joining them soon after launch and flying with them for the first leg of the journey. SCUL made an orbit around the Davis Constellation before taking a pit stop for SNAX. Then they set a course for the Spy Nebula.

As they approached the nebula, SCUL went into stealth mode. Once all ships were parked in orbit, Tard, Antlers, Epsilon, Ravenson, Kongzilla and Johnny Five all took a dip to complete the first objective of the mission. Afterwards, the contingent of Rocket, Epsilon, Eyyou, and Shadowcat burned up while the rest of the crew continued onward to the second objective.

SCUL proceeded along the Minuteman Wormhole and through the Arlington System to arrive at the Upper Mystic Nebula. Here only Wombat and Skunk submerged. The nebula was very peaceful and calm until a bright spotlight from the other side of the nebula rudely illuminated the detachment. Wombat slowly submerged to avoid its glare, and as he did so the sound of an ST engine could be clearly heard blasting off from the vicinity of the spotlight. Time to go. Wombat exited the nebula without time to de-radiate, and the fleet rapidly assembled and readied for departure.

In stealth mode before exiting the nebula, the fleet watched a ST go by without stopping. Once it had passed, everyone emerged into orbit and briefly pretended to be dealing with a mechanical in case another ST might happen by. Once everyone was assembled, the fleet launched with all haste. They flew to the Inner Belt to attempt the final linked formation objective, and thought they had accomplished it, but realized that Johnny Five was missing. He had dropped out by the main turnoff to contend with a mechanical on Compliance, and the fleet retraced their steps and rejoined him there. Many pilots were tired and decided to head back to base without retrying. On the way, an advance squadron of Dead Bride, Threespeed and MsMoon broke off to forage for spare grenades behind Union Square Donuts.

The fleet arrived on the landing pad, but Wombat was dissatisfied to fail the mission without at least trying one more time to make the formation. When Threespeed, MsMoon, and Dead Bride returned, the fleet lined up and created a linked wall and flying-V for mission success. All pilots were awarded a Medal of Black Ops for successful stealth in the Upper Mystic, and Wombat was awarded the Medal of Valor for his great dedication to multiple mission objectives.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Bieber Fever 384.89   Chief Petty Officer
Dead Bride Dr. Moreau 586.712   Senior Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Skywarp 153.942  
Epsilon Sloth 280.39  
Eyyou Mjollnir 291.351   Aviator
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 672.878   Lieutenant Commander
Johnny Five Compliance 341.15  
Kongzilla El Guapo 0   Recruit
Leotard Trinity 598.98   Master Chief Petty Officer
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 368.322   Aviator
RadMax Rapscallion 517.191   Petty Officer 1st Class
Ravensson Mad Rabbit 0  
Rocket 88 380.084   Master Chief Petty Officer
Shadowcat Mousetrap 511.449   Petty Officer 1st Class
Snow Deep Blue Dream 70.3112  
Threespeed Star Hustler 158.573  
Wombat ATM Machine 451.349   Master Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Chalk Bag Eyyou
Cleaner Epsilon
Compressor Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
ComSat Monkey Dead Bride
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Shadowcat
Flat Bag Ravensson
Medi Bag Kongzilla
Minister of Zoobs Eyyou
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner RadMax
Mission Reporter Kongzilla
Navigator RadMax
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox B Leotard
Recycler Red Squirrel
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer RadMax
Sticker Bag MsMoon
Still Cam Antlers
Tailgunner MsMoon
Tool Bag Dead Bride
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 06/16/2018
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Radiation Therapy
Light Years: 20
G-Well Activity: 1.3148
Technical Rating: 1.2272