Soggy Ninjas
With a small roster of only four pilots and one babymaggot, the fleet launched with the aims of keeping the mission discreet, fast-moving, and as dry as possible given the available sensor data. Launched to the applause of a small crowd (2) from Fort Tyler, the fleet, rife with titanium, darted towards the first objective.

First stop entailed some chalking, dumping of fuel, and a brief nap. After an explanation of departure protocol to the babymaggot, the mission continued. Low-hanging water vapor added an atmosphere of secrecy to the mission, and aided in the fleet's accomplishing all goals undetected by hostile parties. During the search for a suitable derby location, the pilots and babymaggot encountered a gaggle of smallfood, along with a couple of bigfood supervisors. The adults instinctively began to herd their wards away from the approaching ships, but when Skunk stretched his right hand out in the universally-recognized gesture of "seeking a high-five", adult attempts to corral the children immediately capsized. Skunk got a high-five from each child, and eventually the adults caved and high-fived remaining fleet members. Fleet continued to a walled lot outside a facility for the education of small civilians, and engaged in a series of derbies. Lordmcfuzz heroically captured a trash ninja on visual sensors.

Return to base was meandering, funky, and largely uneventful aside from Smith getting a cardboard ninja cleaver caught in Pale Horse's rear thruster for the mission's first (brief) mechanical. Some debate was had over the calendar-worthiness of the images captured during the flight, and therefore the overall success of the mission, but eventually things fell out on the side of the mission being a roaring victory.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DrClaw Skywarp 491.657   Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 769.056   Ensign
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1776.27   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Smith Pale Horse 0   Recruit
Wombat Mjollnir 459.958  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Lordmcfuzz
Chalk Bag Smith
Cleaner Red Squirrel
Compressor Wrangler Red Squirrel
ComSat Monkey Wombat
Damage Control Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag DrClaw
Minister of Zoobs Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Smith
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Recycler Red Squirrel
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz
Sticker Bag Smith
Still Cam Lordmcfuzz
Tailgunner DrClaw
Tool Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Division: MAD
Date: 05/19/2018
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: The shadows
Light Years: 12.5402
G-Well Activity: 1.6142
Technical Rating: 1.5338