SCUL Day 22
Extreme Time dilation has been observed and experienced by all pilots. "What year is it? The time capsule opening is coming up too soon!" We are too fast for Earth time!
Fort was busy with cheer. Bane Thunderwolf showed up to see the fleet off and give them a high-five (we don't get points for those). A few fireworks were heard in the sky, in honor of SCUL day
Fleet buzzed Inman and Kendall constellations
Short flight down Mass ave over the asteroid belt
Snax at one of the best Luna around, where RadMax secured E-Mochi Molecules.
Southwest corridor wormhole. Lordmcfuzz attacked flying salad, it struck back!
Silent running in the Arboretum. some wrong turns in the dark caused the fleet to experience additional G-wells. Nonetheless all triumphed, we achieved the High Place of Sacrifice, and medals of naked were rife.
Found some Ravin' Food at the top ("Oh, we're at that party now.") We performed friendly outreach and shared in the magic of spinny glow toys, then they vanished into the ether.
Celebration, show-and-tell, time capsule visit.
Radiation occurred and we broke out the heavy duty space suits, except Lordmcfuzz who inexplicably decided to navigate the rest of the mission wearing nothing but a banana hammock and bunny ears. Don't go down that rabbit hole!
Time dilation was felt again on the way back. Dawn moved very slowly, and Snow's propulsion transfer conduit snapped under the strain.
Epsilon and Rocket burned up just before the fleet started to wind their way through Boston.
Dawn arrived and the fleet was jolly, frolicking at the Esplanade zipline and space rope geometry.
Back to base in victory, under deliciously cool spaceblobs.

Epsilon, Rocket, Threespeed, Deadbride, Radmax and more received Medals of Strength for mastering the Arboretum G-well.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Bieber Fever 760.328   Petty Officer 1st Class
Dead Bride Water 324.04   Petty Officer 1st Class
DrClaw Shockwave 912.158   Master Chief Petty Officer
Epsilon Mad Rabbit 607.663   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 972.284   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Johnny Five Pale Horse 759.513   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Leotard Trinity 731.972   Chief Petty Officer
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1130.22   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
RadMax Funkenfurter 372.572   Aviator First Class
Ravensson Famine 0  
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 757.401   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Rocket 88 786.852   Petty Officer 1st Class
Snow Deep Blue Dream 154.664  
Tanager D.B. Cooper 486.4   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 905.66   Petty Officer 1st Class
Wombat Abandon All Hope 790.052   Petty Officer 1st Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Johnny Five
Chalk Bag Tanager
Cleaner Antlers
Compressor Wrangler Antlers
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Threespeed
Damage Control DrClaw
Deck Officer RadMax
Deck Officer Asst. Epsilon
Flat Bag Dead Bride
Medi Bag Lordmcfuzz
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Ravensson
Mission Reporter Lordmcfuzz
MRC Officer Taco
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Paper Wrangler Johnny Five
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox B Leotard
RadioBox C DrClaw
Radiobox D Lordmcfuzz
Recycler Johnny Five
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer Threespeed
Sticker Bag RadMax
Still Cam Rocket
Tailgunner Red Squirrel
Tool Bag RadMax
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 05/26/2018
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: The DAWN
Light Years: 35.325
G-Well Activity: 3.854
Technical Rating: 2.972