Little Red Riding pre-HONK!
Highlight of the mission : Dread Flint successfully somersaulted his ship 1.5 times. After the first somersault, the ship was clearly damaged; however, he proceeded with a second attempt, leading pilots to dispute whether he had earned a medal of valor or stupidity.

The mission failed early on as we pulled into the (Big Red Riding-) Hood Milk Bottle area. As soon as we landed, human Pastry Queen was nowhere to be seen; yet, a pumpkin spice latte was sitting smugly on her seat.

Two mechanicals occurred but were dispatched readily. Beetle Juice suffered a mehpantsical when her cuff caught in the chain of her coaster-brake ship, leaving her unable to move. Additionally, Antler's propulsion conduit failed, but the mission reporter did not directly witness the event, and witnesses did not have much to say. A source later divulged that, instead of calling a mechanical, he pushed Summer along on two feet, keeping good pace on uneven wormhole terrain.

Flying through the dense galaxy center, we encountered multiple construction crews, and we passed a dreary, sad-looking ST at his watch-post. Despite his apparent eye-rolling at the gang, Lord McFuzz was miraculously able to coax him into a high-five. Other pilots reported envy and disbelief at Lord McFuzz's display of people-skills.

We invested time to training for parades, riding around a home depot lot in an orbiting parade formation. This intense training toppled Shadow Cat, who was awarded a medal of injury for his self-perforation.

Tanager's wing-tank was jettisoned and given up for lost.

The record for most wheels belonging to a single pilot went to Dogi, with 12 wheels.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Summer 510.328   Petty Officer 2nd Class
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 792.635  
Beetle Juice Annihilation 442.366   Aviator
dogi Freedom 327.94  
DrClaw Shockwave 907.441  
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1780.82  
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 664.443  
Shadowcat Mousetrap 814.697   Admiral
Tanager Centvrion 405.706   Aviator
Threespeed Schadenfreude 576.775  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Shadowcat
Chalk Bag Beetle Juice
Cleaner DrClaw
Compressor Wrangler Shadowcat
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 2 eXceSs
Damage Control Pastry Queen
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Asst. BaneThunderwolf
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Pastry Queen
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Beetle Juice
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A DrClaw
Recycler Shadowcat
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Sticker Bag Tanager
Still Cam Tanager
Tailgunner Pastry Queen
Tool Bag Pastry Queen
Wookiee Bag Antlers
Division: MAD
Date: 10/07/2017
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: to find the red hood
Light Years: 18.3549
G-Well Activity: 1.324
Technical Rating: 3.945