Over, Under, Around, and Through
ahem, ...la la la ... (cue music)

Over the river, and under the highways,
Through Camberville’s streets we go;
the Bane knows the way from Properzi Way
through urban midnight glow.

Over the river, and through industrial zone tubes,
to the sound of McFuzzLord’s tunes!
We would not stop on the blacktop,
for 'tis the eleventh of June.

Over the river, and around Powderhouse —
oh, how the wind does blow!
It stings the eyes with grit and flies
as around the black hole we go.

Over the river, and under the commuter rail on Yerxa Road—
and straight through Fresh Pond’s gate,
We did not go terribly slow,
but (when choppering up steep mulched paths) it is hard to maintain your gait!

Over the river, and around Harvard Square—
Through a parking lot near Lechmere,
collecting high-fives (both pastry and live)
Plus cheesecake for everyone.

Over the river, under the commuter rail by Target —
and around the Target parking lot!
Hurrah for the fun! Is the mission done?
Hurrah for the checkerboard!

Fly over a river, under a bridge, around a nebula and through a tunnel.
Create a new flight formation: (Checkers. first get into red coat, then stagger like a checkerboard) and perform it successfully.
Tie your shoes.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 1094.35   Ensign
Deadblow Crowley 513.718   Senior Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Skywarp 269.413  
Lordmcfuzz Catastrophe 1450.25   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Proteus Mjollnir 0   Recruit
Silfr Spitfire 212.511   Chief Petty Officer
Snow Ez Raider 84.1548  
Stogie Wadlow 918.265   Petty Officer 1st Class
Tartheis War 0   Recruit
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 540.405   Lieutenant Commander
Wombat Cloudbuster 483.715   Senior Chief Petty Officer
ZyGoat Chastity 526.34   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Threespeed
Cleaner Stogie
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Stogie
Damage Control Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Asst. BaneThunderwolf
Flat Bag Stogie
Food Wrangler Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Tartheis
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Leader Lordmcfuzz
Mission Pinner Proteus
Mission Reporter ZyGoat
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A Wombat
Radiobox B Deadblow
Recycler ZyGoat
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Deadblow
Tool Bag Proteus
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Division: MAD
Date: 06/11/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Grandmother's house
Light Years: 19.675
G-Well Activity: 1.1294
Technical Rating: 2.0228