Yer Mom Is So Chopped
"Hey mom, are we there yet?"

The brave pilots of scul set out to make mom proud on a mission for mom! Babymaggot Bullseye flew for the first time and maggots Possum and f-stop returned.

The mission began with Lord McFuzz navigating to the Fresh Pond constellation. There we searched the dumpsters for goodies, took some early turns on Yer Mom, and babymaggot Bullseye introduced the pilots to their body drawing abilities. Several "I <3 Mom" tattoos were issued. However, not long after we encountered our first mechanical when War's propulsion failed. Threespeed and AceHole jumped quickly into action and the fleet was ready, with a course set to the Allston system.

We emerged from hyper sleep, deep within the Allston system. The system was flooded with civilians and transports and we had to demonstrate extreme discipline and communication during some tricky maneuvers. Soon after, our second mechanical struck with Iridium showing signs of damage. The wookies jumped into action and Yer Mom got even more rides.

We pressed on, heading deeper into the unknown, when Iridium began showing signs of damage and headed in for a crash landing (Skylab's cursed thruster struck once again). Pilots took a shore leave while the wookies yet again jumped into action to replace the rear plasma casing. Yer Mom was ridden for quite some time.

We finally reached the Jackson Square playground, a hidden oasis within the Jamaica Plains system. While at the playground:

* The slide had been removed =(
* Beetlejuice and F-Stop ride their first HARVS
* A drunken orangutan rattled their cage
* Everyone finished riding Yer Mom, so pecan candies were distributed
* Excess displayed agility by scaling the modules
* Delicious pecan chocolates were shared amongst pilots

A refueling station was hit on the way back, where snacks were devoured. Snow and several other pilots made some contacts with civilians. Dr. Claw reminded us to eat our vegetables.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 381.455   Petty Officer 2nd Class
BaneThunderwolf Iridium 613.718   Petty Officer 1st Class
Beetle Juice Summer 894.43   Petty Officer 1st Class
Bullseye War 0   Recruit
DrClaw Bieber Fever 889.539   Chief Petty Officer
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 394.511   Chief Petty Officer
fstop Water 0  
Leotard Trinity 913.929   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Lordmcfuzz Yer Mom 1280.72   Master Chief Petty Officer
Possum Dr. Moreau 0  
Snow Catastrophe 596.597   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Taco Annihilation 548.072   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Threespeed Saint Christopher 879.879   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Wombat Cloudbuster 526.251   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Snow
Chalk Bag Possum
Cleaner Beetle Juice
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Beetle Juice
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Leotard
Deck Officer Asst. Leotard
Flat Bag BaneThunderwolf
Food Wrangler DrClaw
Medi Bag Taco
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader DrClaw
Mission Pinner Bullseye
Mission Reporter Taco
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
RadioBox A DrClaw
Radiobox B Leotard
Recycler fstop
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz
Sticker Bag Snow
Still Cam fstop
Tailgunner BaneThunderwolf
Tool Bag BaneThunderwolf
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 05/07/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Fort Tyler
Light Years: 22.8263
G-Well Activity: 2.0145
Technical Rating: 2.6239