Stormin' the Castle
An elite group of pilots embarked on multi-phase, deep-space
assignment. Our initial vector intercepted Decaf's gathering of
carbon-based-lifeforms where we sampled spicy condiments and
participated in a traditional earth ceremony of male effigy
immolation. Centripetal toroids and pyrotechnics were deployed with

Upon reaching escape velocity we employed several slingshot maneuvers
around black holes, however our mean velocity was constrained by
mechanical failures, depleted delta-v reserves and physics in general.

Our rendezvous with decommisioned military outpost proved

Skunk incurred minor injuries due to a navigational software error -
both were easily patched.

Morale remained high throughout, with optimal ratings for group

Metals galore.

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Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 589.15   Ensign
Appleseed Annihilation 547.822   Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1111.42  
Gonzo Skylab 434.171   Master Chief Petty Officer
hackworth Anger 911.397  
ld50 Moroni 387.085  
Leotard Lazarus 513.553  
MegaSeth NightFever 396.574   Ensign
Plasmonster Compliance 0   Recruit
yt SecretAsianSCULly 1301.06   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock yt
Damage Control Plasmonster
Deck Officer yt
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag AceHole
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator yt
RadioBox A Leotard
Sentry Appleseed
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) yt
Sticker Bag yt
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner AceHole
Tool Bag hackworth
Division: MAD
Date: 09/05/2009
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Castle Island
Light Years: 17.747
G-Well Activity: 4.254
Technical Rating: 3.788