eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006
Yay Nameless! Yay crashes! Over and over and over again! Crash Crash Crash! We travelled through the Harvard and Central Constellations, encountered many bizarre EarthHumans (who, of course, were in awe of our superior technology), and learned that sometimes, Dillweed can suddenly teleport far, far away, but can rarely teleport back. Crash Crash Crash.
We pretended that Nameless was dead, and outlined him in chalk. Our antics attracted the attention of some rather friendly food, some of whom hung out and chatted ShipTalk with us for quite a while (though the chatter was regularly interrupted with their oohs and ahhs at the fantastic collisions right before their eyes). Snarly braved the cold, Grimlocke questioned the cylinder, and we all proved that we can't stop 'til you get enough. AceHole demonstrated his prowess at detonating oxygen tanks, and Spooky demonstrated his skill at replacing them. The EarthLocals gawked as we ate cookies while Ktron, CaptainUnderpants, Triumphus, and FlyBot sang songs about bikes.
oh and SNAKES ON A PLANE!