NoWay No-Show
Today was NoWay Day, however NoWay was unable to join us. We had
three maggots, and a forecast of rain. Maggot StarScream showed up
with his own massive duotube chopper, FTL HellOnWheels. Maggot
MOSFETgrrl brought her own beautiful new chopper, FET CherryPopper.
Maggot LordManwhore was decked out in very distinctive protective
gear: several helmets, a lifevest, some fringe and a smile. DeCaf
rode his giant little ship, DRB Freakaziod on its first official

We set off under a dark grey sky in high spirits, cruising through
some of the local constellations on our way downtown. We were very
ably navigated by Vegetable to LunaPrudentialCenter to acquire
FriedTorroidalDough. We lumbered on from there to an undisclosed
derby field location, where minor doses of low-grade radiation were
received. Two derbies required the participation of assasins to
expedite matters.

A string of seemingly minor mechanicals plagued ETA BirdEater's
primary thruster, culminating in a final grinding halt that upon
inspection revealed loose bearings and chewed up metal in the hub.
An immediate repair being impractical, we locked BirdEater up and
found an alternative means to complete the mission. Commodore Oppo
bravely volunteered to return to the Fort via SpaceOmnibusTransport,
and allowed Tarantula to finish the mission on USB SpookyPirate.

We returned to the Fort slightly irradiated, but healthy.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DeCaf Freakazoid 288.185   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Dizzy Star Hustler (Bombardier) 583.705   Senior Chief Petty Officer
LeftyLucy Holy Molar 171.814   Petty Officer 1st Class
LordManwhore Pig Champion 260.213   Petty Officer 3rd Class
moose LokiDucker 725.324  
MOSFETgrrl CherryPopper 409.185   Petty Officer 1st Class
Nosepicker Abandon All Hope 460.153  
Oppo Spooky Pirate 179.102  
PainBunny Pale Horse 1109.39   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
PigPen Saint Christopher 195.462  
Samurai PlateOShrimp 367.255  
Scurvy Circus Peanut 270.031   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
SideShowDoh Fat Banana 200.875  
StarScream HellOnWheels 248.185   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Sweetums Star Hustler 595.191   Commander
Tarantula BirdEater 538.867   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Trackstar Ez Raider 362.492   Master Chief Petty Officer
Vegetable Annihilation 305.965   Lieutenant
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Nosepicker
Navigator Vegetable
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag Trackstar
Division: MAD
Date: 08/14/2004
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Donuts Downtown
Light Years: 10.142
G-Well Activity: 2.132
Technical Rating: 3.821