Soggy and Hard To Light
Dear Higher Power, please stop throwing SCUL missions in the urinal,
it makes them soggy and hard to light.

As usual, it was chilly and rainy Saturnight, so this was an indoor
mission. Fortunately we had the new
fort to set up
and a maggot to haze tutor.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Mission Task Pilot
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Division: MAD
Date: 04/18/2009
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Someplace warm and dry
Light Years: 0
G-Well Activity: 0
Technical Rating: 0