retard joyride dishpan.jpg JVH Lazarus

b.gif ehold, I shew you a mystery.

It is sown an Ashtabula fork, it is raised a spiritual fork. In this case, a hefty no-weld number in mild steel with red LEDs.

O death, where is thy sting?



Technical Data
Ship Status: Active
Ship Class: Battleship
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Schwinn Cruiser
Origin: An unholy hybrid of Bike Snot Bombs and Home Despot
Chief Engineer: Retard
Builder: Retard
Commission Date: 071224
Wing: JVH
Thrust Rating 2.711  
Handling Rating 2.993  
Overall Difficulty Rating 7.301  
Length: 84
Height: 54
Weight: 90
Fork Length: 38
Speeds: 3
Primary Thruster: 26"
Navigational Retro: Drum
Primary Retro: Coaster
Light Years: 604.34
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Missions
091031 Hallowheels 2009 Retard
091024 Pruny Hands on Film Retard
091003 Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Retard
090926 Snobs 'N' Wigs Retard
090912 Puddle Jumpers Retard
090905 Stormin' the Castle Retard
090815 Insidious Perfection Buckminister
090808 Toast to Toast Century Retard
090725 Soggy Bottom Retard
090718 Peeecamatic: Pechanical Retard
090711 Curse of the Crone Retard
090627 Fallen Heroes Retard
090620 WoundedBird Retard
090613 Chicken Little Rides Again! Retard
090606 You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Retard
090523 Beach 'n' Heat Retard
090516 Fro00oot L0o0ops Retard
090502 Art Like a Fart Retard
081101 Hallowheels 2008 Retard
081025 radiation schmadiation Retard
081018 Downtown Retard
081004 Skunk Day Retard
080927 What, Radiation Again? Retard
080826 Like playa through the hourglass, So are the days of our lives. Retard
080802 Lost Boys Retard
080726 It's Hard to Be a Princess Retard
080712 Balls in Spaaaaaaace Retard
080628 smore in store Retard
080621 SubmersiveChoppahUnderwaterLeague Retard
080614 KickItLikeVomit pywaket
080607 sculday2008 Retard
080531 starship safari Retard
080524 Space Truckin' Retard
080517 BicycleBoogie Retard
080502 S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Retard
080426 Merit Badge Retard
080419 Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Retard
080412 Get Everyone Lathed Retard
071231 Points We Hardly Knew Ye Retard