ne of the more favorable ships in the fleet. Known best for a long protrusion out of the bow that leaves its recipient with the word "WAR" on their B-hind. Never ever allowed in derby. A pilot feels very powerful riding War but will notice that the wheel itself sticks out a bit and makes it hard to use War as a battering ram as one feels inclined to. It was dressed up by Glyptodont as "Peace" during Hallow Wheels in 2002 and kept those accoutrements for quite some time.

War! Uh! Good gawd, yawl! What is it good for?! Absolutely NUTHIN! Sayit eggin!